snorlaxatives:

ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity

mydadisindianajones:

Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?

Me: 

creativerule34hentai:

Every time you reblog this it makes a baby boomer vandaluse their own untouchable China cabinet in rage.

weezsnapz:

Who is she